POTENTIAL SECURITY PERSONNEL MUST PASS ALL KINDS OF RIGOROUS TRAINING. by Togo Love, New Media, 32 x 23 x 1

POTENTIAL SECURITY PERSONNEL MUST PASS ALL KINDS OF RIGOROUS TRAINING.

New Media on Canvas 32 x 23 x 1 Available
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Security within Le Muse'e D'Art Du Togo Love has never been an uncomplicated profession even though guards appear to stand in one place all day and stare at the floor.  Prospective guards must pass a long list of tests.  Among the toughest of those involve sexual seduction.  It is a known occupational hazard for both sex-starved or sexually-addicted guards. If they can be enticed to abandon their posts by scantily-clad, or, even completely naked males or females... they run the risk of leaving the defenseless Art works alone and, so, open to violation by insane, hammer-wielding Art haters, or worse, free to be abducted by villainous Art thieves. 


Several years ago, this problem ran rampant  throughout museums and galleries around the world.  Over and over, after every criminal incident, guards were found to be sexually involved with  professional beauties in nearby closets while atrocious lawlessness was carried out in the galleries.  Even now, while most of those Art venues have moved online, the problems and incidents have increased ten times over.    Here, at Le Muse'e, we've instituted a rigorous training program that involves the most alluring of prostitutes, male and female, who will try everything in their bag of tricks to lure a guard from his/her post. 


Admittedly, Le Muse'e's program will take time to succeed, because, it has not worked out as expected.  However, in some countries where the same test is applied those museums are finding positive results, because, failed applicants are jailed, castrated or even executed.  For the moment, those options are off the table at Le Muse'e. 

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